<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30758833</id><updated>2011-09-05T18:29:34.141-07:00</updated><title type='text'>LemmeRead.com</title><subtitle type='html'>The &lt;b&gt;best&lt;/b&gt; of the internet: articles, stories, blogs, studies, etc.</subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://lemmereadarchive.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/30758833/posts/default?max-results=100'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://lemmereadarchive.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><author><name>JChap</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17320053713336188543</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://abitofnonsense.com/favicon.png'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>5</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>100</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30758833.post-115885211615082357</id><published>2006-09-21T08:20:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2006-09-21T08:21:56.170-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Urinals</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://www.urinal.net/"&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 102, 0);"&gt;http://www.urinal.net/ &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Check out the Top 10 Urinals...pretty hilarious/fascinating.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/30758833-115885211615082357?l=lemmereadarchive.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://lemmereadarchive.blogspot.com/feeds/115885211615082357/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=30758833&amp;postID=115885211615082357' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/30758833/posts/default/115885211615082357'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/30758833/posts/default/115885211615082357'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://lemmereadarchive.blogspot.com/2006/09/urinals.html' title='Urinals'/><author><name>JChap</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17320053713336188543</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://abitofnonsense.com/favicon.png'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30758833.post-115229378423146195</id><published>2006-07-07T10:30:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2006-07-07T10:36:24.233-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Adolescent Poetry Generator</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://www.elsewhere.org/hbzpoetry/"&gt;http://www.elsewhere.org/hbzpoetry/&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;And while we're raving about Elsewhere.org, I figured I might as well throw in a link to another classic of his: &lt;span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 153, 0);"&gt;the random adolescent poetry generator.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Refresh the page to generate a new, randomly constructed poem that looks like it &lt;span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 0);"&gt;could have been written by a desperate-to-be-considered-deep 11th-grader&lt;/span&gt;. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The poem is always called &lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;"I Am" by The Aggregate Kid.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;hahaha&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/30758833-115229378423146195?l=lemmereadarchive.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://lemmereadarchive.blogspot.com/feeds/115229378423146195/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=30758833&amp;postID=115229378423146195' title='3 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/30758833/posts/default/115229378423146195'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/30758833/posts/default/115229378423146195'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://lemmereadarchive.blogspot.com/2006/07/adolescent-poetry-generator.html' title='Adolescent Poetry Generator'/><author><name>JChap</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17320053713336188543</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://abitofnonsense.com/favicon.png'/></author><thr:total>3</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30758833.post-115229343267575048</id><published>2006-07-07T10:12:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2006-07-07T10:30:32.696-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Bad/Random Band Names</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://www.avclub.com/content/node/48956"&gt;http://www.avclub.com/content/node/48956&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;List of this year's &lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;worst real band names&lt;/span&gt;.  Not surprisingly, I like a lot of these band names.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 0);"&gt;Thanks to &lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;Ezzie&lt;/span&gt; for link.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"&gt;On a related note, check out &lt;span style="color: rgb(0, 153, 0);"&gt;Communications from Elsewhere's&lt;/span&gt; &lt;span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 153, 0);"&gt;random band name generator:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(0, 153, 0);"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a style="font-weight: bold;" href="http://www.elsewhere.org/bandname"&gt;http://www.elsewhere.org/bandname&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I love this thing.  Hours of fun...so great.  Refresh the page for new fake/random band names. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Highlights from my recent most session:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: left;"&gt;&lt;ul&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 0);"&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(0, 153, 0);"&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(102, 0, 0); font-weight: bold;"&gt;-A Fistful of Hands&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 0);"&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(0, 153, 0);"&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(204, 102, 0); font-weight: bold;"&gt;-Temple of Puddles&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 0);"&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;-Stone Claypool and the Blind Hog Routine&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 0); font-weight: bold;"&gt;-puritycat&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(255, 204, 102); font-weight: bold;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(255, 204, 102); font-weight: bold;"&gt;-dudejuggler&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 0);"&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(0, 153, 0);"&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"&gt;I bet a lot of the bands from the first link used this link to pick a name.  I would have.&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 153, 0);"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/30758833-115229343267575048?l=lemmereadarchive.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://lemmereadarchive.blogspot.com/feeds/115229343267575048/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=30758833&amp;postID=115229343267575048' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/30758833/posts/default/115229343267575048'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/30758833/posts/default/115229343267575048'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://lemmereadarchive.blogspot.com/2006/07/badrandom-band-names.html' title='Bad/Random Band Names'/><author><name>JChap</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17320053713336188543</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://abitofnonsense.com/favicon.png'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30758833.post-115222829742018401</id><published>2006-07-06T16:21:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2006-07-06T16:24:57.420-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Camel Toads</title><content type='html'>http://homepage.mac.com/spmeister/cameltoads.jpg&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;funny advice column about a poor &lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;old lady who doesn't know what cameltoes are&lt;/span&gt;.  (if you yourself don't know what cameltoes are, i advise you to read this.)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;haha&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 0);"&gt;Thanks to &lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;Sevin&lt;/span&gt; for the link!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/30758833-115222829742018401?l=lemmereadarchive.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://lemmereadarchive.blogspot.com/feeds/115222829742018401/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=30758833&amp;postID=115222829742018401' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/30758833/posts/default/115222829742018401'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/30758833/posts/default/115222829742018401'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://lemmereadarchive.blogspot.com/2006/07/camel-toads.html' title='Camel Toads'/><author><name>JChap</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17320053713336188543</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://abitofnonsense.com/favicon.png'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30758833.post-115222807558557304</id><published>2006-07-06T16:17:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2006-07-06T16:21:15.593-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Saturnine Titanian</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://saturnvi.blogspot.com/"&gt;http://saturnvi.blogspot.com/&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Masterfully-written blog about the life of Proto Rothschild, an inhabitant of Titan, one of Saturn's moons.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/30758833-115222807558557304?l=lemmereadarchive.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://lemmereadarchive.blogspot.com/feeds/115222807558557304/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=30758833&amp;postID=115222807558557304' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/30758833/posts/default/115222807558557304'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/30758833/posts/default/115222807558557304'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://lemmereadarchive.blogspot.com/2006/07/saturnine-titanian.html' title='Saturnine Titanian'/><author><name>JChap</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17320053713336188543</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://abitofnonsense.com/favicon.png'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry></feed>
